Wasn't it established earlier this season that the guns shoot blanks or BBs? They can hurt you if they hit you, but it would take a serious mishap to be fatally or irredeemably wounded by one.

Are we sure Dolores is going to remain our protagonist/audience surrogate? I feel like she's going to become the ultimate antagonist as she comes more and more alive.

I'm predicting a LOST-esque "zoom out" to reveal something surprising about the world outside the park. They've played so coy with the outside world, and Dolores's line in the last episode seemed ominous: "if the outside world is so great, why do people all want to come here?" Maybe they're in a wasteland, or IN…

What about "Nightmare (Horror Mix)" by Brainbug? It's just a mid-90s club track with an endless series of horror movie samples layered over it. Works so well.

How has nobody ever used "Paw Paw Negro Blowtorch" by Brian Eno for some charmingly shocking movie atrocity scene? If anything has a "good sodomy beat" ti's that.

They know he's based on a subversive socialist criminal mastermind designed by two Jewish leftists, right?

I thought C Everett Koop was done in by Tanooki Mario and gave up his magic wand?

We've got those in Pennsylvania too. I think they're universal, and designed in a way to get around people trying to order rather simple things off the "secret menu."

It's Big Mac with the full-sized patties instead of the flat patties.

Theatre bootlegging has a long and storied tradition, and despite it always being outlawed, it's ignored and subtly encouraged by 75% of practitioners and content creators. There's a guy who has a full video of the original production of "West Side Story," silent but with an audio recording of the same performance. He…

Remember Demonoid? The members-only high-quality site that was active for a few years and then died completely, only to return as yet another TPB knockoff years later?

It's a bit. You're playing a character, albeit one with a tenuous basis in reality. I'm always shocked when people on here can't see that. (And frankly, I have a sneaking suspicion that Dikachu doesn't have a penis for a nose. Scandalous, right?)

I'm more of a De Niro and Kermit guy. It's so sweet and so straight-faced that it becomes very, very funny almost reflexively.

Starring TJ Miller, Martin Starr and Kumail Nanjiani as the Three Wise Men! Please!

You're not a pathetic joke. You're actually shockingly stable for someone on these boards. It's more that weird psychodrama and swings between the cheerful and the grimily, shabbily depressing is just the flavor of the month in modern musical theatre.

It's an issue of continuity creep versus modern times as well. You don't really see "frail old biddy" as a trope that much anymore, because extended lifespans, better medication and the fitness and activity lifestyle have made that sort of thing much less common than they used to be. The musical "Pippin" had to…

Until they cast Johnny Galecki as Doc Ock (which is actually not that bad of a casting choice, now that I think of it).

He was also pretty good at playing a modern Peter Parker. "A nice enough guy, but he likes SCIENCE, so he must be some kind of dweeb" doesn't really play as well anymore in our tech-dominated age; that specific brand of anti-intellectualism was rooted in Cold War propaganda. Peter as the kind of quiet, weirdo loser…

Can we please get Assassins as a TV movie on HBO or some premium cable channel? I need Kevin Spacey as the Proprietor/all the presidents, with Denis O'Hare reprising his role as Charles Guiteau now that he's TV successful.

Always makes me think of the scene in "Reefer Madness" where the Lecturer humiliates a working-class dissenter by asking him "where did you matriculate? Ma-Tric-U-Late? (sigh, drawling) Where'd ya go to college?"