Run an' tell THAT!

"King of the Alt-Right" is also a song title on the next Green Day album, probably. (I almost typed "probbles," one of the most unpleasantly sticky pieces of slang from the actors I work with.)

We've reached the point where "not selfish" is an insult.

You JUST asked me to write you a shopping montage yesterday.

The rap battle between Jesus and Satan in the desert is transcribed from the original tapes, though, so there's that.

The famous movie and musical "Gypsy" ends with manipulative stage mother Mama Rose Hovick coming to terms with the fact that she isn't talented or charismatic like her daughter. If the play didn't stop there, it would go on to show her having lesbian affairs and becoming an ax murderer. THAT'S the story we want to see!

I like both versions of the Russian player's name- Vodka Drunkinski is funny in a guilty ethnic joke way, but Soda Popinski actually sounds enough like a Russian cognate that the pun works.

There were some… differences later printings changed. Most notably, an eleventh commandment, "thou shalt rock out," none of the homosexuality stuff, and apparently Jesus's original name was Herman Cohen.

Hmm. I was picturing an "error" album where Elvis sings half of "Silent Night," gives up and curses God repeatedly. They never meant to release it, but life, uh… finds a way.

My white whale: Piano-conductor score to the short-lived (and so-bad-it's-good) musical "Pokémon: Gotta Catch 'Em Live!" I work in the theatre and have amassed an enormous collection of scripts and scores and production materials from shows both major and obscure, but the Pokémon musical (which was at a weird place…

During the brief DDR craze I had two home pads, and much fun was had with my friends when they discovered they could come to my house instead of paying $1.00 a pop at the mall.

It's pretty cheap. 99-200 bucks per night and you're a three minute walk from Times Square.

I get a more pleasant weird feeling thinking about the two Kardashian-Jenner girls popular right now. The one with the pierced nipples who leads an alt-pop band, and the one… with the pierced nipples.

To just say "it's a simpler time" might be glossing over it, but the examples of Moose and Jughead being idiot and girl-hater both kind of belong to stereotypes and character tropes that were outdated even at the time of Archie appearing, and which stick out like sore, maybe a little offensive, thumbs today.

Congrats to Rapp, a well-known nerd, for finally joining one of his favorite franchises. I used to play Xbox Live with Rapp (who is from my town originally) and his boyfriend.

The line of who wrote what in "The Lion King" is pretty blurry- songs by Elton John, orchestral score by Hans Zimmer with Lebo M, vocal pieces by Lebo M.

Hey, anything is a step up from "The Flintstones Meet John Cena!" Now available in the discount bin at Sam's Clubs nationwide.

The ET puppet, more specifically. Especially in a hoodie.

I was gonna say "Teenage Dreams" but Chris Hansen stopped me.

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