Peppermint Patty will keep showing up at MetLife for weeks, not getting the message.

"I just want an abortion, sir."

I was in "A Charlie Brown Christmas" last December. The licensed show is as expensive as a full musical, but runs about 22 minutes… it's literally the script of the special, and a poorly done transcription of the soundtrack as played in the background (down to the "wrong take" of "Linus and Lucy" during Snoopy's dance…

This is a "well, it's on HBO, why not?" movie if I ever saw one.

Donkey Ass

It's been turned into a trendy sex club and erotic theatre company.

I'll always wish Alice Cooper had done a version of "Charge It" as well, because the stamp Curry puts on it is unique but feels a little out of place. The choppy, syncopated delivery the song requires is out of place for Curry, whose default modes were languid purr and roaring bluster; it's clearly been written for a…

I don't know if it's you or not, but I've heard this story or a similar one multiple times here and on other sites. Curry, God bless him, has a reputation that indicates he's most likely gay but most DEFINITELY a voyeur first and foremost. He's allegedly a guy who likes to watch, more than he likes to participate.

When I played Brad, I struggled with where to approach the character from. Barry Bostwick played him like he's in an entirely different movie than every other character; the common thing to do onstage nowadays is to play him like a closeted gay man trapped in a conventional relationship with Janet (this interpretation…

It say something about Frank that not only does he kill the guy who rejected him, he reanimates his body as some kind of Frankenstein so he can kill him multiple times. (The movie makes it unclear how often this happens; the stage show implies that Eddie is some kind of zombie Chuck E. Cheese, who comes out of cold…

Can't feed yo baby, don't have a baby

That's too much, man.

You want idiosyncratic side projects by troubled celebrities, listen to the album "Bitches of the Century" by Marilyn Mansion entourage member and real-life supervillain Andy Dick.

"Yes, we're waiting for your business in this carnal Carnivale,
Take a one-way ticket to the bacchanal!
Some come on, Jimmy- cum on Jimmy!
Reefer love!"

Feldman's return to the spotlight has come at the best/worst possible time, as "misery porn" has never been bigger than it is now. BoJack Horseman, You're the Worst, Louie and the like rule the television; surprise best sellers like "Diary of an Oxygen Thief" have wedded the "shitty people wallowing in their…

My parents had Pure Moods, and I've got a ripped copy on my computer somewhere from their old CD. There were three songs that my somewhat timid mother would always skip- the themes from "Twin Peaks," "The Exorcist" and "The X-Files."

I spent a lot of my summer staying at the Yotel, a vaporware-themed hotel in NYC.

The final one and a half Pink Floyd albums (The Division Bell and its expansion pack The Endless River) are an interesting compromise, blending the blissed-out blues guitar style of David Gilmour with an increasing New Age sensibility in the ambient instrumentals and meandering song structure. It's almost like a…

Has there ever been a Rocky Horror that just has Rocky hang dong? Like, they whip off the sheet or open the machine or whatever, and there he is, hanging dong?

Was that the first real appearance of the "Riff as stylized metalhead" trope that has become sort of de facto for the show? I've seen every Rocky I can get my hands on, and own every cast recording ever made, but I can't really think of a metalhead Riff before that.