Relax guys - dude’s arm is covering the part about bringing all the jobs back and getting tougher with China on trade.

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

walk.

Here’s the thing though. Democrats did. I reposted this all over the place today, but it bears repeating.

I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

I’ll just leave this here:

Agreed. This is what I’m picturing.

That is far too simplistic.

But we don’t talk about it at the debates, largely because discussions about climate change are only conceptually scary and boring as hell.

The CDC is rigged. Statisticians are part of the mathematical elite.

I’m not being sarcastic at all when I say that this is quality journalism. What is possibly being accomplished by acting like an abrasive dickhead to some faceless brand’s social media manager? I think it’s an interesting story: twitter catches people so instantly that they don’t have time to collect themselves.…

This is a rare, unusually clean picture. Extra cars are typically parked at a side angle to fit more in, especially during the winter time. There are multiple pickup trucks parked on the street as storage and occasional use.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

I’d almost have more respect for the racist crowd if they’d just own the fact that they’re racist. Instead, they want to “pussy” out, to channel Clint, and pretend that what they’re doing and saying isn’t wrong.

This is beautifully written, and I’m so glad you responded with this:

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.