None of you is from California, apparently

This guy is my new hero

Cinnamon + glass of whole milk = heaven

Most people have really terrible taste in music

Never “touched on a myriad of topics,” and always, “touched on myriad topics.”

American security guards/bouncers/cops are fucking assholes. Sure, the crowd always loves a good body slam, but what this really is is macho fucktards thumping their chests.

It just all feels kinda like grade school, and yet these are grown men and women.

No, just that people need so much “support” from Twitter.

People are so thin skinned these days.

If he likes their jokes, then hire them. It’s not complicated.

I think you mean Day of the Dead, not Halloween

You do realize (maybe not, it’s hard to tell, you’re young) that there are thousands of Warriors fans who are not “techno” or “scum” or “shitbags” and who were fans of the team long before Steph Curry arrived, right?

The other 0.2% took acid and surfed a glacier

Jesus, who cares?

Doesn’t Utah have one of the worst pill and heroin addiction problems in the country?

Does it matter that they’re white?

GOALTENDING

Igoudala should *always* attempt the dunk. He’s one of the best dunkers the last 20 years.

Dyson?! Really??? Miele kicks Dyson’s ass.

Dyson?! Really??? Miele kicks Dyson’s ass.

We share a birthday, but still, she’s ridiculous