He is both Scotty and the one singing “Scotty Doesn’t Know.” Schrödinger’s Scotty 

If the Panthers get a new stadium, do they have to keep the Jerry Richardson statue?  

I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw Mitt Romney using a neti pot like it was the most natural thing in the world.

Grandparents seems low at 7.  Is it because it’s kind of sweet that they’re still getting it on?  Wouldn’t you be expecting to hear one of them have a heart attack at any moment?

Anywhats

Hey don’t group Staten Island in with those bums. We call it gravy for some reason.

Because that’s the only way Conan can get off anymore.

It’s a weird mix of advanced technology and 60's styles clothes and cars.  A lot of 60's musical cues, but also I’m pretty sure Squirrel was singing Kriss Kross last episode.

I thought he died a few years ago too. Then I thought I got him confused with Rip Taylor. But I just saw that Rip Taylor is still alive. So now I’m more confused than ever.

Supposedly Raw has a 15 second delay.  So if it would have gotten bleeped if they wanted it bleeped.

No! Not Chuck Austen!

The ultimate concealed carry

Still my favorite Penny Arcade comic