And you apes shall be made to answer for these petty cruelties a quadrillionfold when we retake this tiny rock and stand triumphant over your ruined and dead civilization!

Damn you Doctor Demento!!

Looks like a cleaner, prettier version of Threads.

I produced a Zemeckis interview in No. CA a few years back for Christmas Carol marketing. I'l say this, Zemeckis hates most actors, and he'll always admit it if asked. He despises most of them for stereotypical reasons - "they're needy", "they never show up on time" etc. He's worse than Lucas in this respect, and…

Oh goodness. I was only young when Threads was first shown and it gave me proper nightmares.

Yeah, you can't do "British nuclear war" without Threads, which makes The Day After look like an after-school special.

The Day After isn't really the thing you need to watch after reading this speech. What you need is Threads.

There are only two things wrong with Revolution:

Well, this guy would make Kevin Swanson's head just totally 'splode:

Let's be honest, the real reason this pastor wants people to avoid this movie is that it is impossible to sit through it and still believe in the existence of a loving god! If god existed, he would have protected us from this!!!! (also everything Michael Bay has done)

You know, it sounds like not so subtle racism. No kidding.

This was originally going to be called "Why Charlie Jane Anders is so wrong", but it might have been a bit hostile.

Ben is Warlow and Warlow is Ben!

You forgot one.

God is performing a Goatse. Hence all the pink flaps surrounding what is blinding everyone with its light.

Yeah, whatevuh.

No mention of Dick Proenneke

Not to mention TNG vs Eureka! That's just cruel.