What exactly were you expecting?

You picked the wrong Little Mermaid song. “What’s a fire, and why does it, what’s the word... burn?” is one of the greatest lyrics ever written.

It can be both.

More senators should be stuck in scary situations.

They are concerned about the very large monetary impacts of the proposed legislation.

This is the ridiculous but logical endpoint of side hustle/rise and grind culture.

I’ve got one hundred forty-five reasons someone might not bother with getting a passport.

You realize that private jets are part of that 29% transportation stat, right?

Until NFTs are actually integrated into the assets they supposedly confer ownership of, nothing you said is actually real. 

Masterful use of a header image. Truly breathtaking work.

You were doing electrical work without a multimeter? You’re a madwoman.

You didn’t read the fucking article. That provision only applies to publicly traded stocks, which Epic is not.

I am shocked, shocked that someone flying first class to Orange County is a horrible person.

during the scene from the film (spoiler alert) where the two of them change into little desert onesies on a rock, it seemed, momentarily, as if they might bone.

A lot of you seem to have confused “being mean for no reason” with “jokes”.

English actually is my first language. You just don’t know what a joke is.

English is not my first language, so maybe I’m missing something, but what’s the joke?

Reef: A vibrant and diverse underwater ecosystem

Yeah, I think public testing of vehicle automation software should be a crime, too.

Cruz went 1) out of the country 2) during a pandemic 3) and an entirely preventable disaster 4) on vacation, 5) which is not the same thing as parental leave, 6) you disingenuous fucking idiot.