Fascist President appoints fascist sheriff. These two have the thinnest skin of any public figures since ... Bill O’Reilly? Richard Simmons is twice the man these clowns are when being insulted..

Zucks dilemma: On the one hand conservative bootstraps value are what people need to do to be like...well...me. On the other hand: no more easy H1B visas! Dammit! By ‘work harder’ I think he means his current people; cause they damn sure ain’t hiring more U$-based labor. Those a-holes are expensive.

German Boss: ‘how are you possibly going to make this production schedule?’

How about me...

Is she carrying a giant umbrella?

Don’t forget the space smallpox they’ll give us. But they will also do us a favor by showing us that our ‘god’ and Jesus are the beliefs of savages and the 10 True Gods of &@67j are the only way.

Royale with cheese?

I’ve had crazy thoughts lately about what kind of impossible super-product (and/or evil genius babies) would come out of a marriage between the delusional and probably aspergers Soylent guy, and the certainly delusional and possibly aspergers Theranos lady. Then throw in Martin Shkreli as the crazy business partner,…

I think it’s because the larger potential pool needs more actual healthcare. So many hand-to-mouth families put off healthcare until they had insurance that once they got it, they used it. And with costs such as they are, one $20k hospital stay or procedure for one person in a family of four quickly exceeds the…

That’s horrible! I don’t understand how such great hunters with keen senses and speed wind up in front grilles so often.

True as it may be, and while we appreciate the info...wow Debbie Downer. This one ended well. Matt already pointed out how shitty the world is. No need to help!

In all seriousness, is she the non-serial killer form of a complete sociopath? Or was she just hugged a lot and given way too much positive reinforcement as a child? Or is she the result of our new ‘everyone gets a trophy’ parenting culture?

That’s funny they came up with a Zika test before fixing any of their other tests. But when your tests are based on the well-known diagnostic method ‘magic 8-ball’, anything is possible. Q: Do I have Zika? A: ‘Check Back Later’. Up next: pre-conception pregnancy test, and cancer pee stick.

With the likely damage its sad that 3 fewer people will eat now. Although... the pilot may no longer be with us so the net loss in rations is only 2.

I think I see what you’re saying. I don’t disagree if you know how to handle and expect the slide - or are doing it intentionally. Otherwise letting the nanny do her thing usually helps.

Sounds like shitty traction control. My old ‘01 3-series control was actually really great. Saved my ass numerous times when accelerating while turning out onto a wet street.

I miss good SNL. By that I mean the 70's.

All this time I thought he was just crazy. He sounds positively reasonable. Thats the best summary of the foreign job situation I’ve heard.

You saw that video too! I was going to say AIDS! but decided that was inappropriate. The Daily Show spot tho - hillarious.

Someone hit a nerve? Maybe a little? Note that Denton started Gizmodo first if I’m not mistaken. But that’s irrelevant. What isn’t irrelevant is that I like my tecchie political opinion on a tech site. Not a pol site.