darianwiccan
darianwiccan
5/20/19
12:30 PM
52

Having just finished the book in preparation to watch this, I sincerely appreciate you working in the word “ineffable” into your review. I hope it’s used enough times in the series to make a drinking game out of it.

5/17/19
11:32 AM
5

Their other cat, Mong, is short for Mongolian Barbecue .... Sauce.

5/8/19
11:51 PM
341

Coincidentally, the phrase he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

5/7/19
1:15 PM
11

And now our cup-watch is ended.

5/7/19
12:57 PM
27

‘Hear ye, hear ye, pleasure seekers. There is a grey Honda Civic blocking ye olde receiving dock on yon northern point of entry. Remove thine cursed carriage, or it will be towed. Thank ye.”

5/6/19
10:42 PM
1

And everyone else--Drogon included--should have been shot with ballista.  

5/6/19
10:09 AM
35

In fairness, I thought that was just typically Tormund macho posturing. He was definitely hurt, but suddenly there was a woman willing to fuck him. Read more

5/5/19
11:13 PM
14

He’s like the new Ramsay Bolton. Like they had a vacancy in the “grinning douchebag who’s kinda boring but can kill anybody no matter what” department.

5/5/19
10:35 PM
18

All Lannisters are blithering idiots, all Lannisters will pay their blood debt, seriously! fuck! seriously! Jaime! Read more

5/2/19
11:57 PM
52

RIP, sir. You were more of the soul of that first trilogy than anyone might recognize.

As you said at the end of Empire, “GGGWARRRHHWWWW”. True words, friend.

4/28/19
9:39 PM
63

I cannot believe Arya had sex with the night king like what the heck!! I don't see how this advances the plot at all