darianwiccan
darianwiccan
darianwiccan
May 20 2019
52

Having just finished the book in preparation to watch this, I sincerely appreciate you working in the word “ineffable” into your review. I hope it’s used enough times in the series to make a drinking game out of it.

May 17 2019
5

Their other cat, Mong, is short for Mongolian Barbecue .... Sauce.

May 17 2019
2

Oh, you glorious bastard - Yes I laughed...Take your damn star.

May 17 2019
83

There is no more-fitting tribute!

May 8 2019
341

Coincidentally, the phrase he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

May 7 2019
11

And now our cup-watch is ended.

May 7 2019
27

‘Hear ye, hear ye, pleasure seekers. There is a grey Honda Civic blocking ye olde receiving dock on yon northern point of entry. Remove thine cursed carriage, or it will be towed. Thank ye.”

May 6 2019
1

And everyone else--Drogon included--should have been shot with ballista.  

May 6 2019
35

In fairness, I thought that was just typically Tormund macho posturing. He was definitely hurt, but suddenly there was a woman willing to fuck him. Read more

May 6 2019
19

He’s literally GoT’s Negan. 

May 5 2019
14

He’s like the new Ramsay Bolton. Like they had a vacancy in the “grinning douchebag who’s kinda boring but can kill anybody no matter what” department.

May 5 2019
18

All Lannisters are blithering idiots, all Lannisters will pay their blood debt, seriously! fuck! seriously! Jaime! Read more

May 2 2019
52

RIP, sir. You were more of the soul of that first trilogy than anyone might recognize.

As you said at the end of Empire, “GGGWARRRHHWWWW”. True words, friend.

Apr 28 2019
9

I have to confess, I was holding out for Zombie Ned Flanders Stark.

Apr 28 2019
63

I cannot believe Arya had sex with the night king like what the heck!! I don't see how this advances the plot at all