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Birds and raccoons, man. They are fucking terrifying.

They don’t have sharp enough manateeth.

There is a distressing lack of this picture in this thread. Being a good samaritan, I sought to rectify that immediately.

See, as I am an old, I feel validated in my life choices since I always insisted he wasn't the hot one on 21 Jump Street, Dustin Nguyen was. This is him now, and he is 1 year older than Johnny Depp is.

Johnny Depp has turned into every woman's nightmare: together with a woman he raved over for years, ends it and quickly gets into a relationship with a young thing, turns into a bloated mess, looks like shit, and loses his grip on his career, reality and pretty much everything else. I imagine he blames his ex somehow.…

I found this today and I am psyched I have a reason to use it!

Same. I get the "you are SO tan what is your secret?" "Being birthed from a brown lady" is usually my response.

That's the thousand-yard stare of a woman who was in an erotic scene where the dude removed her tampon from her.

Thanks for the podcast.

LOL, funny image. He was a fighter pilot and completely overwhelmed with having a little girl that was his responsibility. He was a good guy. Even if he thought Pecan Sandies were a decent dinner option, for us both.

this is happening where I live, so two interesting notes on the law:

Honestly, I'm less panicked over this than I am when I read about kids being "home-schooled."

It's totally within the spectrum of normal development, but adults don't like to think so. Kids explore their bodies and their friends' and siblings bodies, and this is considered normal. Any early childhood development expert would say this. Adults don't like it because they can't help but frame it sexually, since…

It has the sales staff at theaters busy. They're all tied up.

1. Jumped the shark should be replaced by "ate the butt." 2. Also, maybe people are starting to realize Lena Dunham is an arrogant, clueless human being who wrote an extremely problematic autobigraphy about molesting her sistet?

It was up against the Globes last year, too.

I'm picturing him communicating with his client via tomato soup can.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

If it wasn't literally the only question women are ever asked on the red carpet (besides maybe "how's your new baby/husband/someone else by whom I can define you?" or "tell me why your body looks the way it does" in various forms), it would be ok. I mean, I wouldn't have any problem giving a shout out to whatever…

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."