Just when you want a nice mouthy bull shark, life throws you a manatee.

Just when you want a nice mouthy bull shark, life throws you a manatee.
Not that I equate Marilyn with fuzzy puppies and cute baby alligators but shouldn't she get a squee category all her own? I certainly have the same reaction when I see a new Marilyn post.
My hair goes both ways easily #blessed
Gaven De Becker's book the Gift of Fear is a must read for any one —- parents, women, and men. He really has the most common sense approach to safety and security.
We are all too waay up in each other's business. Why do we want our chickens to be free-range but keep our kids indoor?
Face sucking occurs. The other kind, not so much. My understanding is that both of these are considered ancillary at best to real S&M play. But then it is a MOVIE not real life.
NYU professor Jon Haidt found that conservatives emphasize moral purity, authority and in/out-group status while making moral judgements, whereas liberals consider equality and harm avoidance. http://goo.gl/Ogm6Ev
OMG. Thank you for that laugh!
I heart this image. Genius.
Also, the monkey appears to be holding the remains of a GIANT SPIDER. Oh, hells no!
People always mistake a Golden's smarts for goofing. He was like wagging his tail the whole time because he is well read and knew: "Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission."
So, what, this means she gets to spend 60+ years bemoaning the fact she can't relive her first 20? That ought to make for some shitty music.
You have so many better options just google "pregnant lady costume alien" over there at google images.
It is the mark of a true, old-fashioned gentleman to respect the fact that every young woman is another man's future wife.

This jawline with those hands...this guy is pretty adorable. The closeup is waaaay better.
NFSW!!!!!!
Whatever you do, don't watch that awful movie before you read the book.