DaphneCat

11/16/19

Shelter Cat Update!

11/15/19

This process is exhausting. The President is clearly a criminal. Republicans have nothing but bad faith arguments and nobody is going to change their minds because conservatives care more about winning than being right. Fuck this world that I find myself in.

11/12/19

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

11/12/19

Splinter was a damn good website.

How to Make Whipped Cream That Lasts Through Dessert

If there’s one downside to freshly whipped cream—an otherwise perfect and surprisingly versatile food—it’s that you…

11/9/19

I am sorry you feel this way.

11/9/19

Shelter Cat Update! With Extra Bruce!

11/9/19

Anyone else having trouble viewing comments? I can't see anything for barf bag from yesterday and it doesn't even come up under the authors posts... I'm scared.

11/8/19

I pre-clean and pre-organize hotel rooms before housekeeping comes in. But you...win.

11/7/19

You know how therapists and advice columnists tell people to say, “You’re hurting me. You’re causing me pain. Why are you offending me by saying terrible things to me?” in the hopes that the other person will understand their actions and stop? My sister will always say, “I’m telling you X because I want to hurt you.…

11/1/19

This one time I took a profitable sports blog, told it to completely change its already successful column subject writing strategy and managed to fire the editor in charge leading to all the writers quitting in solidarity, leaving it as a shell, and then banning all comments because I was afraid of criticism. What a…

10/30/19

I just went over there to confirm myself. Cause that is just to ridiculous to believe. And yet, here we are.

10/30/19