God fucking damn, the “owning the libs” economy has been the most insufferable part of post-2016 politics. these dickheads used to have to pretend their ideas were correct or at least rooted in facts. Now, they’re just like, “Oh, if it’s global warming, why are you such a cold bitch?! BOOM!” And that’s their point.…

I remember a year or two back that had a piece on Michael Cohen that oscilated between how smart he was as a lawyer and how fearless/brave he was as a fixer. It was absolutely disgusting horseshit.
I used to love NPR but they’ve been badly broken by the last three years and have absolutely no mechanism to fix…

Harden shoved George in the neck to open up a relatively clean look

If Hurley doesn’t take the job, I would also be very interested in a seven figure a year coaching gig in New York.  

I was like 7. It was that age where like no one died in cartoons, or at least not forever. And then it was like, BOOM he’s dead, he’s a tree. He lived his life and fucking died and that’s it. That’s the end of the series. Suddenly it’s like, fuck, your grandparents can die. Death is a real thing, that doesn’t just…

GOD! I remember that show but never saw the end. I just watched some of it and it was so fucked up for a kid’s show!

Who does that shit to kids?!!

While I was happy to have more Futurama, that finale was so god damn good.

“I don’t have a jersey...But I have something else that I want to give you. *puts hands in pockets* DEEZ NUTS!”
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I’ve been owned!

“I like to see white boys playing basketball,” Young said. “You know, that they shouldn’t give up.”

Losing actual family and friends to the “war on terror” won’t teach us about war’s futility but losing Brangerbash of the Monderpeople to “demon rot” during the 10,000 year elf quest, yeah...that’ll do it.

I think that stuff just lives on for forever (I’ve seen it in the teenage boys in my neighborhood). In a million years teenagers will be half robot and still punching each other in their robodicks.

I would condemn myself to closing my hand in the car door every time I closed it, if it meant I could have back the time I lost on that fucking show (Lost).

Edited: Realizing you liked Breaking Bad.
I enjoyed the finale of David the Gnome as a child because it fucked me up, bad. 

Counterpoint: I accidentally hit a friend in the nuts in high school and had to offer absolution in the form of a “free shot.” He opted to crane kick me in the balls.

Oh shit...This whole thing was just a snowglobe Bran kept looking at.

I feel like it’s going to end with some major characters dying, some major character winning the game of throne and then it’ll be like, “Oh wow, all of that and nothing REALLY changes. Circle of power/life, bro.” And everyone who invested time in the show will be pissed and every jerkoff nerd fanboy will go, “Well…

I would argue Rob Burgundy will never replace Borat voice. In my household it’s become a long running gag to go, “I just want to do [x] with my wife...Excuse me (Very Borat voice) MAAAYY WYYFE!” To the point that my daughter does it and it absolutely kills me.
Borat, unlike Burgundy has time to go from funny to…

Me: Yeah, I don’t really get cospla-OH MY GOD!

Just so great.