Hey, that’s great! You do you. Many people tend to use coffee as a crutch for “getting going” in the morning, but I found after cutting it out (after 25+ years) it didn’t really have any negative effect and I wasn’t missing anything. TBH, I stopped because I actually noticed that my usual cup in the morning actually…

“I invest in the market as well but the value of my homes have tripled in value in less than 10 years and the monthly positive cash flow will allow me to retire at 55.”

Please clarify on the “oldest rental property.” Investor properties (and the mortgages that supported them) were the shadow figures of the housing market crash 12 years ago. (I did note that you included “i have never bought a property in an inflated real estate market so I have never seen negative equity, this is not…

Right, but the fees associated with that type of setup basically cancel out the 6% vs 4% arbitrage

As someone who maths as a career, I DEEPLY appreciated your post

Interesting. Sweets would probably be at the top of my list of “if you had to give up one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?”

what is this “local turkey trot” you speak of?

I gave up coffee about 9 months ago, and truly don’t miss it whatsoever.

“After that it’ll be probably, fuck, my left foot is bigger than my right one. Who knows.”

what if you are 35 to 59?

Fair enough. I tend to not click on the links unless I am truly interested, and given his own text linking to that tweet made my eyes think it was just some diatribe on their own view of how the movies should be written, I skipped it.

um, WTF are you on about with point #2?  what does that have to do with this Funbag?

Definitely better than the customized Baby Shark microwave.

I love it when a commenter thinks they are making a great comment about another commenter acting like a dildo, but has no self-awareness about how they themselves are acting like a dildo. It gives me hope. Thank you for hurtling us ever closer to the event horizon, in which all of Kinja collapses on itself.

I just want to have internet arguments over which ridiculous sounding name is deemed “better” by the masses!! Is that too much to ask?!?!

Touché, my friend. Well played.

Well, at least you didn’t bring Trump up in something completely not related to him. That’s an even more over the top trend that needs to just go the fuck away.

FFS, you don’t need to drag that show into every fucking thing. Realize that there are actually some of us who don’t know who those characters are, and don’t care.

you nailed it:  storm suck indeed.

Sorry for how wrong you are.