Metro is in shambles, but to provide a bit of context the Cleveland Park Station has dealt with flooding issues for a while. Sandbags have been visible for years on the outside covering the grates near the entrances. I’ve never seen anything like this in my 25+ years in DC.

Jonathan Papelbon. 0.00 Fucks Given.

despite getting *a historically great season from Bryce Harper.

+ 2 (Sirhan)

PORTIS’ POCKETS STRAIGHT!

Why isn’t McKenna writing about this, he actually cares about our city...Anyone who knows Bowser knows she’s a fucking dick-rider, minus the dick...

This recipe from Ruffhouse is fantastic:

I'm wondering how many failed drug tests come within 72 hours of a locker room party...

Do they screen for sickle cell? I still haven't forgive that piece of shit O'Leary...

[Cole Trickle is being searched by a female trooper who notices he has an erection]

After a shot or two I usually feel a bit Sharper.

"Nobody is thrown in the ditch weirder or worse than people trying to get to South Korea."

Divine Interception

"What's for dinner? Two pints of Breyer's Mint Chocolate Chip"

+1