Dan McQuade
danmcquade
Staff editor, Deadspin
9/16/19
11:52 AM
24

When I was a kid, my ‘summer camp’ was being a ball kid for the Volvo International Tennis Tournament in NH (early 80s). It was an amazing way to spend late-July. Just tons of fun for a preteen kid who loved the game. Volvo was a small tournament in a NH ski town, but the valley would be abuzz and we felt like the

9/16/19
10:23 AM
97

I was not expecting chill U.S. Open ball person to be my Monday motivation to be upbeat and not to let little annoyances at my job get me down, but here we are.

7/17/19
7:19 PM
14

Since field players can’t score with their hands, the IFAB changed the rules to make it clear that goalies can’t do it either.

7/17/19
5:21 PM
32

FIFA Puts An End To The Scourge Of Amazing, Impossible Goalkeeper Goals

6/14/19
11:16 AM
33

I get this kind of exercise. Speaking as a Bills fan, they could’ve won four Super Bowls if they’d defeated the eventual champion.

6/14/19
11:05 AM
34

The Hornets beat the Raptors 2 out of 3 games this season, clearly they’re the Champion.

6/14/19
10:59 AM
20

They might as well have won Super Bowl LIII too.

6/14/19
10:59 AM
66

I’m so glad I’m free from this kind of delusion. The teams I support never even get the chance to lose to the eventual champions.

6/3/19
10:35 AM
17

both teams will get two days off before the series picks up again with Game 3 on Wednesday night

5/17/19
12:40 PM
12

The OG American Gladiators was the perfect place inside my pre-pubescent self in the early 90s. Seeing those full “arenas” lent a lot of credence to the sold out regional karate and national arm-wrestling tournaments of the pulpy films of the prior decade.

5/15/19
11:06 AM
26

And, unlike Kyrie, Kawhi accounted for the Earth's rotation.

5/7/19
4:01 PM
19

But what do the sage salmon pages of the Financial Times have to say about this?

5/7/19
3:54 PM
45

She’s vowed not to get back together with him until he can hit an outside shot. So, they’re done.

3/14/19
3:18 PM
26

Asked what his opinion of Dixon’s paintings, John Daly said, “I don’t care for photorealism.”

3/13/19
4:34 PM
8

31 years old and I’ve been a Browns fan since I can remember. Listening to local sports radio for most of the day and let me tell you, everyone is sipping on kool-aid and all I’m thinking about is the 2011 Philadelphia Eagles...

3/13/19
4:21 PM
32

To be fair to them, the Browns haven’t been competitive in a decade, so trading for an excellent WR is enough of a reason to break out the Kenny Loggins.

3/13/19
4:20 PM
25

We think Super Bowl every year. We are simple folk.