John McCain’s daughter feels like a “caged animal”?  That’s real rich coming from someone whose party is literally locking people in cages and forcing them to drink out of toilets.

If Meghan leaves does that jeopardize the content deal between Splinter and “The View” I assume exists because this site writes more about this third-tier talk show than almost anything else?

Funny notion, but one block over is a grade crossing for allowing just that to happen, though not as dramatically.

Pardon me if I don’t care about the plight of big-retail after they killed off many local mom-and-pop retailers.  I’m sorry that Amazon is coming for you, but you helped create this environment where people want everything as cheap as possible.

This is a good way to get a CPS report...

From the video its also clear the driver was going to rear end someone because they were driving way to fast for the situation, but good try trying to pin it on the rider. 

It just seems like the trucks would be shorter if they went though on their side instead of their wheels.

Cops really hate it when they have to do stuff.

But I still can’t get anyone to answer my question.  Why don’t the trucks just go through on their side?

Nike has made its decision, and now we’re making ours. I’ve ordered the Arizona Commerce Authority to withdraw all financial incentive dollars under their discretion that the State was providing for the company to locate here.

“He was scheduled to attend an event on opioids in New Hampshire”

Let me don my thinking garage and ponder that...

Weird, they didn’t show any pictures of the $10k in the trunk.  No way I’m paying that much unless I see the money first.

I’ve visited cities like that! Denver has some driving lanes randomly become street parking sometimes, based on some weird and opaque calculus. It’s confusing and frustrating AF!

All street parking, especially in downtown cores, should be removed. It occupies wasted space that causes more traffic problems than it solves “This unused lane of traffic, oh shit a parked car, now i have to try and get out” “this is a nice drive. OH SHIT *swerves* as someone who parked on the street just opened…

Oh, so it’s OK when you call the server gay, but when I do it, I get called into HR for yet another “talk?”

What is it about these boomers where they can’t just retire?

Apparently, Joe Biden is, and this is quite the shocker, an aging career politician who’s nearly ready to tell us about the time when he used to wear an onion on his belt (it was the style at the time, you see)

Wait. You think making fun of a gay waiter in 2019 would end a business meeting. Unfortunately, time to get out of the bubble folks.

I personally (don’t want to step on toes) have never met anyone with a pet pig who wasn’t a weapons-grade insufferable attention seeker. I’d rather hang out with the snake guy.