My guess is that his place doesn’t have AC but jail provides it for free, so he might as well stroll on out and get a free ride to some air conditioning. 

He’s gonna need a gold bond jacuzzi after this. 

I’m really enjoying the visual of Shaq just casually tossing a bear at someone who annoyed him. 

Did he Bolle him over?

That is a super PAC that’s basically sole purpose is to put veterans into office. The republican is a veteran, the incumbent is not. Try to include some facts next time. This is irresponsible “reporting,” Splinter needs to do better, otherwise you’re no better than Fox News.

“Worse even than the score was how Tiger moved around on the course, frowning constantly and bending gingerly and grimacing and stretching.”

Nah, he didn’t actually resign, he’s just working remotely from Malaysia.

Nice. 

We all know which characteristic Lindsey used to make his determination.

I’m just surprised that none of these were taken with a dash cam. 

Keanu Tatis has a nice ring to it. 

*he

Let’s just hope has lasts longer during the honeymoon.

I thought that including the thumb part would have tipped everyone off since that’s a running joke around here but it seems like everyone turned off their sarcasm detectors over the weekend.

You get it. 

I’ve already reported you to the FBI for identity theft. 

To cover the plate or take the picture? Either one is a pretty solid identity protection tool. 

That’s pretty dumb, then people will know which car you drive. 

I can see the reflection of their plate on the hood of your car, you really should have put your thumb over that. Information like that shouldn’t be shared with the general public. 

I can’t imagine this is any worse than having to wake up in Oklahoma City tomorrow morning.