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Why wouldn’t they use this image?

Mama 2: Momo mama

The Earth is in space and I am on the Earth, so I’m also in space. And if space doesn’t have air, then what am I breathing right now? Answer me that, nerds.

Yet another Mulder who will be haunted by flying objects for the rest of his life.

Obligatory: Not all male lions.

Hey, her father was in a torture camp and couldn’t raise her over his head because of his injuries, so who’s the real victim here, huh?

“The worst thing that happens to me is that I’m slightly confused the next morning, but that’s it.”

No, no, I think you’re confused. All I want is a ramp, not a bridge.

Everyone is asking, “why can’t they lower the road or raise the bridge?” but the real questions is: why can’t they go over the bridge? If a truck is too tall a ramp could automatically pop up so the truck jumps right over the bridge. This way the truck driver has the whole way down think about the things they would

I can guarantee that the agreement has already been signed and they wont be pulling a single dollar from the deal. This is clearly a political stunt, otherwise he wouldn’t have given himself the out of “under their discretion” is his little statement. 

It may just be a Lancer issue though because mine did the exact same thing a few years ago. 

It’s based on parking requirements in zoning laws, which are never all that clear to begin with. I had Logan just after Speer in mind when I wrote my first comment, so you hit the nail on the head.

There are quite a few one way streets in my town just outside the downtown area that have two lanes during the week and one of those lanes becomes a parking lane over he weekend. It is very frustrating if you don’t know the area well because there are no lane markings, just white dashes, and the signs informing you of

Yes. 

They are the newest members of the Friendly Kingdom, select animals including sheep, goats, and pigs who we’ve pardoned. They will spend their entire lives thriving at the farm, until they pass naturally many, many years from now.”

I really enjoy the Knicks because they are one of the few things in this world that can turn me into Ray Liotta in Goodfellas.

Nah man, I think it was your sister that was double parked. 

I didn’t get past “An 35-year-old”. Did the couple end up splitting the bill?

“Sir, please step away from the vehicle.”

Can someone please retrieve Julianne? I think it’s time she heads back into the padded room.