COMCAST CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS, PAWWWWL.

Not true! Floridian here, and every cat I’ve had has been a master lizard trapper. They love to play with them till they die.

I always thought they were more like alligator. The snout is shorter and stubbier like a gator’s.

Actually, the motions of throwing a baseball and serving a tennis ball are pretty similar. Not surprised he can throw the ball competently.

Did someone say my name?

I would vote for Nina Hartley. I’ve met her twice and she was delightful.

John Brown should be viewed in a more positive light. I approve of his depiction here.

This reinforces mine.

Just one question:

Jewish Floridian here, my family loves Cracker Barrel.

The correct answer should be, “nobody.”

I don’t understand why they have motorcycle races occurring during bike races.

Holy shit I love Jay and Dan’s show, but it definitely isn’t for everyone. Katie Nolan is terrible.

Spelling abilities like a true Miamian.

What do you mean you can’t explain it? She’s fucking sexy as hell. Women don’t all become magically unfuckable at the same time. They all have their own sell-by date.

This age discrimination against these MILFs, PUMAS, cougars, or whatever term you prefer for pretty not young women must end!

Lawn darts or GTFO

Lawn darts or GTFO

Fun fact: Weld’s wife is the great-granddaughter of Teddy Roosevelt.

The opposite of what you’re thinking. The ghettos you’re thinking of largely ended when Napoleon swept through Europe.

I dunno, Lincoln is still legendary for his folksy tales and rather ribald jokes. Teddy Roosevelt also seemed like a guy that could enjoy a good joke or two.