*vulva

We are indeed!

I agree. Should be in mm. Only school children measure in cm.

What does this mean as far as Titanfalll servers go? Counterstrike too?

we're not in the rumor business

I am shocked, outraged, and confuddled by the revelation in the headline of this article!

First, again, if you're on iOS you should download 7.0.6 immediately. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200. Once you do, your iPhone and iPad are fine.

I think that, for safety, rather than wearing the hat you should make a tunneling connection to a gold-plated tinfoil hat in a secure location.

Whenever my wife gets a PIV orgasm it involves us doing a grinding missionary, but that could just be us.

If you're a Majora's Mask fan...

In Microsoft's new Windows 8 City, the city is billed as a place where everyone can live, but the city is divided into two parts that look completely different. One part is reasonably homey and familiar, if a little dated, while the other is sleek, modern and completely confusing. In some cases, doors and even streets…

I like how people still think terrorist fight fair. Trust me, as a disabled Afghan War vet i can surely sit here and tell you... They don't, they won't and they never will.

That is inapriporoprate! Fuck this is so bad that I forgot how to spell!

From Jezebel: "WHAT ABOUT 2 GUYS KISSING YOU'RE SO ANTI-FEMINISM I HATE YOU SO MUCH I'M QUEEFING"

Anytime I read "All Systems Nominal," all I can think of is Mechwarrior.

"Drummers are the worst" Beg pardon? Gizmodo must be run by a bunch of scorned sociopaths.

Vote: C Programming Language

A gun, in New York? I thought they outlawed them?

5 Things Super Happy and Fairly Successful People Do Before 8 AM: