I’ve never been so excited to hate something. March 18th can’t come fast enough.

For someone who has decided Cates’ work isn’t for me, I’ve read a lot of his stuff. And it’s mostly... meh.

It’s still just a way to make Venom seem more important to the story. Tying his origin to the latest “no really THIS is the most dangerous villain in 616 history!” is just a fucking ego-stroke for someone who really wants us to believe Marvel comics in 1993 were good. (Some were! But mostly not the ones with Venom in…

Donny Cates to Editorial:

Voting for a fascist... makes you a fascist.

Yeah I’ve always wavered between how ironic/irreverent they were versus maybe they Neo-Nazis? I know these days it's the same thing but 20 years ago I feel you could pull off the former. 

I think there’s been some progress, especially as punk has seemed to become more diverse (there’s a lot more women/trans/POC bands now than there was when I was growing up). But 25 years ago, it wasn’t uncommon to see some dickbag sporting a swastika walk into a show. And you knew whether you wanted to stay in that…

Oof, 98% is a realllllly high number. There’s a ton of anti-racist Oi!/street punk bands. Hell, Dropkick Murphys were formed in the Boston-based “fuck you Nazis” street punk scene. Honestly, there’s only one major band that falls under that genre that I’m even questioning “maybe these guys are shitty racists” (that’d…

It’s Splendor. The answer is Splendor.

It’s Splendor. The answer is Splendor.

TESTING. TESTING.

I moved to northeast Florida from the midwest when I was 13. I was the new kid so I just randomly picked a table for lunch for the first few weeks. It turns out it was with the hilliest of hillbillies. One Monday, one of the kids sits down and his fucking hands are BLACK. I’m very confused, so I ask. And he responds,…

Don’t they address this in the last issue? It’s written off with a line or two but I remember it mentioned that Yorick and/or Ampersand were used as the basis for not just more men but more mammal males, period.

To be fair, a majority of the book takes place over a relatively small period of time (a couple years if I remember?) where the level of that ecological disaster wouldn’t be fully realized. 

Now please make the app not garbage. Thanks.

Disney’s first NC-17 flick.

“Me and the other two people who prefer Guy Gardner are gonna be delighted though .”

Literally made a watermelon-basil shrub yesterday.

ALSO, Grasscutter has historical basis:

Gonna suggest that Warlock isn’t the name of a sword but is- in fact- Warlock.

G/O Management: Everyone, please make your headlines longer and less coherent!