I love virtually all musicals, and I’ve never gotten the appeal of Cats. It’s weird and the plot sort of sucks. As much as I love Idris Elba, I’ll be taking a pass on this one. 

I assume Tobin is off “prolifically puking” somewhere.

My wife drinks to excess probably less than a dozen times per year

Her neurological explanation of how trauma forms memories made me want to dramatically fist pump at work

If you work in business 90% of your job is finding new ways to cut corners. 

“If the GOP does not stand up to this character assassination attempt on Kavanaugh, every judicial nominee moving forward is going to suffer last minute sexual assault allegations.”

Index funds don’t do too well when the empire that supports them falls.

It is the exact same logic. 

Either that or she recognised that a serious issue was being discussed and didn’t want to look like she didn’t care.

In that clip I enjoyed watcing Miss South Carolina’s pageant smile slowly slip away in the background as Miss Michigan spoke.

My first thought.

Star for Columbo love 

This is, beat for beat, a reimagining  of The Fellowship of the Ring except for the fact that Samwise managed to find honey mustard. 

I bet you that at some point she has said, “If they use that word and call each other that, why can’t I?”

we have similar tastes

I await the video of Trump being frog-marched onto a plane to Gitmo.

I am loving that it seems like Omarosa taped every goddamn conversation for the past 2 years lololololol

I remember meeting people by actually talking to them.