A note: We should acknowledge Extra Mustard put out a punishment generator yesterday, though theirs has a significantly different method for generating punishments. We brought this idea to Adam Pash at the end of May, so we’re chalking this up as a coincidence.
"Testicle Gnawed by Snarling Dog", the unauthorized biography of Lerena Bobbitt.
Sure, sure, but that resting heart rate!
More proof that people out just trying to get high leads to more crime.
Fuck jogging. You get what you ask for when you run around in public, don't think things are safe because they aren't in this modern world. You'd be safer as a jogger I think in the Dark Ages, not a lot of people and miles and miles of land to run about in.
I feel like if your criteria was changed from "jogger" to "person getting fat on a bench", you'd actually end up with a pretty similar list.