I probably (definitely) should have articulated this clearer, but the point I was trying to convey was about Trump blaming everyone and everything other than himself for bad things that happen. I wasn’t really making a commentary about the shooter. Although I guess that works here too.
I CANT TELL BLONDE TRUMP-CONNECTED WHITE WOMEN WITH VAGUELY SIMILAR NAMES APART
To be clear, no one said finger waves are “new” or “black” or “owned by black people.” This is just a fun piece, y’all — no animals or white people or flappers were harmed in the writing of this — so please have fun!
Drats. I forgot about good ol’ Mike “He’s a tall glass of milk ... and that’s literally all that he is” Pence
lol, that should be alpaca
“There’s a lot of otherwise smart black men I know who I can’t fuck with because they prevert the message of black equality into a message of “black MEN should be running this shit”. I got into beef with one dude because he said something along the lines of “feminism is about women oppressing men”, and I called him on…
Also, just to be clear, I still very much admire and respect Dr. West. He’s done so much — and he’s still doing a lot. But I really believe that, although many of his criticisms of Obama were valid, the way Obama didn’t really make space for him hurt him deeply, and that seems to be affecting his public work now.
Hey y’all. No comments/jokes about the kid’s physical appearance. Not cool.
This comment wins the internet
(Said this on Facebook, but should repeat it here)
For clarity’s sake, the Asperger’s reference is from the most recent episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, where Larry David pretended to have Asperger’s to get out of a jam. Hence Larry David Brand Asperger’s. It’s not a dig at Asperger’s. It’s just saying that LaVar Ball…
Re: The fight: Of course there was a 0000.00001 percent chance that a fight would actually happen. But it’s just ... odd as hell to literally turn your back and walk away from your teammates like that.
No one’s saying he had to jump in there like Ron Artest. But he could have just, I don’t know, stood there and…
I don’t know whether to be impressed or disgusted that so many people came through with accurate and descriptive definitions. I’m gonna choose impressed. Also, just in case it wasn’t clear with the link, I didn’t invent that term. As far as I know, the homie Jamilah Lemieux came up with it.
Not a millennial, tho. Don’t put that evil on me!
I’m not talking about people who use female AND male with the same frequency. But people who use “female” to address women and “men/man” to address men.
I disagree vehemently with everything on this list. But I like the way it was written. I guess this is a paradox.
“Aight” should have been higher on the list. Especially the “aight” with no eye contact. Related: Whenever I hear “aight” I picture Wee-Bey.
To clarify, sticking penises into moist parts of bodies after receiving consent from the owner of said body parts? Good! Sticking penises into the word “moist” itself? Bad! (Because where would it go? Inside the ‘o’?)
This is literally the worst take I’ve ever heard about anything in my entire life. It’s like Jason Whitlock and Umar Johnson had a baby, and named that baby Tomi Lahren. You are that baby.
i feel like people who drink white henny wear nothing but cabaret-appropriate linens