“Bruh, I said hello to Michael Eric Dyson once. He’s still saying hello back right now. And that was three years ago.”

No forced masturbation sessions? I am disappoint.

Never underestimate the power of white men to fail upwards.

So it can double as a merkin!

I don’t know but my son LOVED and still sometimes loves Little Baby Bum. We sing Johnny Johnny sometimes, with our trash faux Indian accent.

Is he doing the Single Ladies dance at one point? FOR WHY

Why can’t they just let her be great?

It’s hard to find flattering leggings for me because I’m a petite hourglass figure with thick legs. I look MUCH better in more structured silhouettes- dress pants, wrap dresses, A line skirts, etc. Flowy stuff doesn’t look good on me (big boobs FTW). But those styles aren’t so in right now.

You did not just take it to the incestuous, gothic levels of VC Andrews. I hate that I am laughing so hard.

I can’t wait for the follow up- 25 and twice divorced.

Are they ever? The level of Beckery; far too high.

You mean subway closures, right?

I don’t think we should view her as doing harm to the movement. If anything, this shows the movement IS WORKING. That’s how we should frame it.

I may be wrong but I think somewhere she said he got on top of her and she was frozen. Ugh, who knows. She’s a predatory mess.

What in Harmony Korine hell?

Did you feel preyed upon? Do you view her as an abuser or predator of sorts?

Ufff, Bourdain hired a PI? I hope that she just convinced him that it was all a lie but still... Yuck.

Best look of the night. She is thicc, bangin’ excellence!

It sounds like an introvert clashing with an extrovert.

Ooookay. So “kinky” will draw in the creeps but “proud whore” won’t?