Yeah, I didn't follow that joke, either. She's dating Moshe Kasher, and he isn't Mexican.

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I agree with all but #5. I feel like the tongue issue is worth discussion.

At least these jerks can't ruin alliteration for us.

I decided in the other article that Miley's tongue is just trying to escape.

We were warned

I think her tongue is sticking out so much because it's just trying to make a break for it. I fully expect other body parts to follow suit in the upcoming months.

The only time I've ever seen him discuss it publicly was on Howard Stern, and he basically took all the blame for their marriage. He didn't have a nasty word to say about her, and that was after Stern read him all the crap she'd been saying about him.

I might have gone to see this just to soak in the ridiculousness, but The World's End also opened and I only had money for one. So I thought I'd go for pure enjoyment instead of a live episode of MST3K.

I guess my cynicism/indie snob circuit is broken, because I thought this was kinda cool. The crowd is eating it up, Swift looks like she's having a good time, and Tegan & Sara get to play to a crowd probably 20x larger than what they usually play to. Where's the bad?

Yes. Derek Waters (the creator of the show) has explained that they do A LOT of editing to get the semi-coherent version you see on TV.

No, no, can't process, can't process

No, no, can't process, can't process

I really did feel like this was a test run for when Stewart steps down.

Woah, Courtney Love on WTF with Marc Maron would kind of blow my mind (even though these days she makes me cringe where she used to make me smile).

I have to assume anyone still willingly watching Grey's is into torturing themselves, so I imagine a Sanrda-less Grey's will be just that much more enjoyable for them.

Gaiman said he knew the actor personally, but couldn't reveal his name. So not speculation.

Last month Groupon had a great deal for Carbonite Home Plus. I got an entire year for only $39, and it's worked great so far. There are certain types of files you have to add manually (namely videos), but otherwise it's a pretty easy setup.

Yoinks, they even inserted the good old 'Oriental Riff' in case the fetishizing wasn't 100% clear.