Leaving off a crash helmet was a good weight-saving measure, too.

I think the first thing he built was a clone vat. So it actually takes several clones and funerals to make each video.

Wears necktie near rotating machinery = not long for this world.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Damn. I like it.

A fine line between Darwin Award and Internet Awesome.

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

Hilarious. The ass didn’t expect you to answer him.

Of course they are. He’s been a democrat for about 2 whole months.

“Shell company?" You know nothing about how this works, huh? Spend five mins looking up joint fundraising committees with the FEC and come back to us.

Oh good lord, seriously? People can do what they want with their money. Jeez.

Sanders really is showing to be a huge fucking asshole isn’t he? Typical white guy is what I say. Stomping his feet when he doesn’t get his way.

It should be noted that the fundraiser is for the Hillary Victory Fund, which does help Hillary’s campaign, but also donates to down-ticket races. This sort of funding is usually vital for smaller Democratic campaigns, who cannot acquire enough funding on their own to be competitive.

Yes, I somehow feel that if said fundraiser was held for The Bern, he would no longer find it obscene in the least. Gawd. It’s not like Clooney is holding a Punch An Orphan fundraiser.

Thank you. This entire slant is fucking idiotic.

Reality doesn’t seem to matter to a lot of Sanders supporters. Not all, of course, but many.

Dude, I’m fucking done with Sanders. I gave him a ton of money and I wish I could ask for it back. This fundraiser was done specifically to raise money for downballot candidates—the kind of congresspeople Sanders would actually need to fuel his imaginary revolution.

That’s what she said.

He should own up to this and nail it. Burn the joke out 1000 times.

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”