Name three of his official policies relating to economics, national security and foreign policy.

This makes much more sense now:

The Morning Train for the fake MUFC:

I pray for this man as he had the matzoh balls to call out the Turkish Gov’t in front of Erdogan, who is obviously trying to become Turkey’s answer to Putin.

Yeah just to tack onto this: I started reading Deadspin in ‘08 or ‘09. Gamechanging for me. I had never really found people who blended humor and sports in a way I enjoyed to consume. So thanks guys for doing all the stupid shit you do, and long live AJ’s attempt to recreate the Doc Ellis no-no

When the world tries to enslave, exterminate or otherwise end your population’s lives (and I mean that literally) we’ll talk. In the meantime, in the words of your fearless leader “Go back to mommy.”

I think he’s surprised because it’s a reporter saying racist bigoted shit into a camera she knows is on. You keep making excuses for this kind of language. “it’s pretty damn common,” “the barstool crowd that eats that shit up,” “ she’s just pandering to the audience.” None of that makes this OK. Yet you keep defending…

You trying to explain it away is a tacit defense of the comment.

Why the fuck would we lighten up? This is EXACTLY what’s wrong with this country, that we’re expected to take blatant racism/anti-semitism on the chin and not say something about it. Fuck that. If this woman loses her job, it’s been more than earned by these comments. Fuck Barstool for promoting this kind of…

Don't do him like that

Jason Terry was the best secret weapon from Live 05. Dude could hit a pull up J from half-court with consistency.

It seems like the wind was a big factor here. After all, had it not been blowing they probably wouldn’t have gotten to 69.

I may be wrong, but I belive the Ricketts clan is fully funding all of the renovations to Wrigley Field. (just to add more examples of the end of publicaly financed stadia)

+40 acres & a mule

Said VP Lynch when asked for his opinon on the bill: “You know why I’m here.”

It’ll be in the running but will somehow (read: BRIBES!) lose out to Rio instead.

“Just ask Pam Bondi or Greg Abbott!”

Oh man, I was just about to say that. That’s hilariously horrifying