Let love Lovitz Rule

And that’s her fault how?

Have you thought about keeping your name and basically trading off on last names for any future kids? Flip a coin for the first-born and go from there. (Man that last sentence sounds awful once I typed it but I really can’t think of a better explanation so it’s sticking.)

Everything you wrote here (minus the bit about the rafts) could be said about Saudi Arabia, Qatar (ESPECIALLY QATAR), the UAE, China, and more than a handful of African countries that we have no problem doing business with and having diplomatic ties with. I don’t see you complaining about POTUS traveling to those…

Actually I bet you that the protester was extremely excited that America is actually pretending to give a fuck about his country again instead of continuing to pretend like he and his countrymen don't exist unless they arrive in Florida on a will-sink-at-any-moment raft.

Good Gawd almighty they’ve killed his career

“BUT NO MENTHOLS!”

If Young Eaton don’t trust you they gon’ shoot you

If you had a teenage son would you like him to get a “real” education or a baseball education ala Drake (ugh) LaRoche?

Marian Hossa

Coach Zordon what’s the play?!

LAst summer I was a groomsman at an outdoor wedding in the Chicago suburbs in early August. The groomsmen were also asked to move furniture around for photos (also outside) prior to the ceremony (while we were all in our ill-fitting tuxes.) I worry all my sweat killed some of the plants.

I miss Lou Piniella.

Dick Tips or bust

you’re a weird little troll aren’t you?

Video of the injury (H/T to Cage Side Seats for the link):

While you’re technically right, PA is holding a vote on medicinal marijuana, and methinks coming down with “chronic pain” (as the article cites as a possible qualifier for getting a prescription) isn’t out of the realm of possibilities for a football player.

+1 Pox on both their houses

He adressed this in the article that you clearly didn’t read: