Yeah, I'd give a complete pass. It shouldn't even be a question. We would not be having this discussion at all if the genders were reversed.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh that makes sense.

I am probably just behind on the lingo, but what on earth is a "nanner" and why am I picturing a pair of pajamas in your granola?

Can you imagine being a victim and watching the defendant getting horny as you testify?

I used to occasionally leave my contacts in overnight if I was especially lazy, but I'd always take them out and clean them.

I got lucky, my cat is the very sweetest. Never raises a claw. When she wants to wake me up in the morning she sticks her nose right in my face and purrs loudly. Occasionally she walks on my face, which is not the most pleasant, but it leaves me unscathed.

All I can think while watching this is how much these cats act like my fluffy little housecat.

I quit Facebook about a year ago and haven't even glanced back. I could feast on this smugness for days.

Same. I'm sure roommates everywhere breathed a collective sigh of relief as soon as I got my own place.

He's the target, so it's okay if her life is destroyed in the process, right?

Oh jesus. Right in the feels.

Yes, because it's her god damn fault that her dad is an asshole. The 17-year-old should just "have a talk" with her misogynistic, likely patriarchal dad. That makes logical sense.

Not really. Healthful is an archaic term that has been almost completely phased out of vernacular English. Its meaning has been subsumed by "healthy" and it's pretty much only used ever used in a crunchy-granola marketing context these days.

I'm over on the Etsy looking at these and laughing hysterically. Thanks, Mark, I really needed this today.

I agree. He's an asshole but let's leave his poor daughter out of this. I'm sure her life is hard enough right now without being used as a political "gotcha" by the entire internet.

Euuuugh.

It may or may not be a need, but it isn't "need-based." As in, your employer doesn't give you a job because you desperately need it, your employer gives you a job because the work you perform is more valuable to them than the money they pay you. So your performance on the job is very important, which is why drug…

YUP. That sounds like welfare all right.

I mean, is the conception that drug addicts are just swimming in wealth and that's why they're still addicted? People will chemical dependency do all kinds of insane, unhealthy, dangerous things to get your hands on the drugs. It doesn't mean you have money or resources that could be better allocated elsewhere, it…

Your company is not need-based, though. They have a vested interest in making sure nobody is running the company or dealing with customers or whatever while high out of their goddamn minds.