Demoted to AAA for utter predictability.

I actually like the square, too!

I’m just here to commit blasphemy and state that I’ve always thought the square headlights look better than the round. They just fit the overall shape of the Jeep better. Now to run away from all the hardcore Jeepers chasing me with pitchforks screaming things like “purity” and “history” at me.

I should be getting a cut of the ad revenue from all the page clicks I generate for this post.

Hilarious! You’re on point today! Shut this bitch down!

“I like to play blackjack. But I’m not addicted to gambling. I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.” - Mitch Hedberg

“I’m a heroine addict. I can only sleep with women who have saved someone’s life.”

Your losses are our gains!

My favorite part is when they clearly don’t understand the entire point of revenue by pageview.

They really love me!

The Cards fans love me!

You really nailed him! Killer burn, bro!

“We won’t.”

Approximately 87% of Cardinals fans believe the Montgomery hit Holliday intentionally. In a tie game. In extra innings.

I’m going to miss this segment.

Actually the Bothans died to bring the info that the Emperor was overseeing the completion of the DSII personally.

Oh, Mr. Leitch, but I believe you hit the post...

Piss on old time hockey!

Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...