I heard the Sacramento Kings have reached out to the Browns.

Looks like the only thing the Browns will outperform in the next two years is the Fibonacci sequence. Hey, it’s a win.

“11 picks? That’s nothing. Hold my smokes.”

Jimmy Garappolo for the 5 2nd rounders is a going to be all we hear for the next week out of Boston

22 new QBs! One of them has to hit.

That’s not what I got. He’s saying that good teams look like they’re just as dangerous as great teams, because they’re going max effort, and the great ones know they can schedule a few losses and go at 75% while still cruising to a top seed. And given that the team with the better record prevails in the NBA playoffs…

It would be interesting to see the kind of numbers Magic Johnson would have put up if he was on a shitty team.

DAMMIT. That was supposed to be win MVP without winning 50 games.

My mistake. Please don’t accuse me of treason.

The same way poor white conservatives in America think they are temporarily embarrassed millionaires, poor brown conservatives in America like to think they are temporarily embarrassed white people.

Apparently they haven’t noticed that Republicans don’t even bother with “one of the good ones” designations anymore. They…

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Still wouldnt keep the Pope from elbowing his way to the front of the line.

I too suffered a wrist injury after the Raptors got Serge Ibaka and PJ Tucker for Terrence Ross, Jared Sullinger and three low draft picks.

Exactly. And as a Cleveland fan, you’ve seen the time it takes for a generational superstar to reach a level where they are ready to lead a team to a title. The chances that the Celtics would get a LeBron-caliber player are almost non-existent, and even if they did, it would be in the 2020-2022 range before that…

As a Pistons fan, I agree 100% on this. In 2003, the Pistons weren’t the favorites in their own conference, and in the West, there was the allegedly unbeatable four-hall-of-famer superteam in LA with Shaq, Kobe, Malone and Payton, not to mention defending champ San Antonio.

You’re assuming they’ll have an actual championship window 2-3 years from now. That’s nuts! Isaiah is 28; Horford is 30. In two or three years they’ll both be washed up.

A more current example. Also, what you’re referring to as violence is “knocking a flag down”. What I’m referring to as violence is “killing people”, so...

To be clear, you’re calling the anti-slavery union fascist here, right?

Just a casual reminder that southern state flags that reference the battle flag were adopted in the 1890s as Jim Crow laws were implemented and in the 1950s as the Civil Rights movement struck them down. It’s always been associated with explicitly resisting the political power and autonomy of blacks, making it a…