And never forget the real losers. The ones drivings Nissans. 

I guess there’s only so much damage a car can do to your eyes. Karma’s had to move on the the other senses.

P100D Turbo is my preference 

I usually finish Overwatch matches with 0% accuracy. I should start a YouTube channel.

Oh and here I thought it was Batman practicing his Joker prevention methods while vacationing in the suburbs...

Hello, and thanks for coming to our seminar on time share investing...

Prosecutor: You’re about to get waymo criminal charges.

Buy this car and you too can be a Baby Driver.

Fun fact: there is only a finite amount of helium in the world. We can’t make more without a powerful fusion reactor (like the Sun). And every time helium escapes a balloon it floats to the top of the atmosphere where we can’t get it back. So the practice of celebrating with helium balloons is unsustainable.

Was that this person’s first time ever holding a pen?

That’s a shitload of downforce.

I’d think this feature would be huge hit in the Giulia Quad.

You could have had a C8! 

“... ‘like a speeding anvil’ from the sky ...”

Can we also make a rule that says they need to actually say what condition the drug is used to treat?

Everyone coming out of that theater:

Where are these greasy fingers you speak of?

“covered it up with epoxy”

Less than half his age?