Gotta go with “Give You My Lovin’”

and that’s hot.

Just visualizing it in my head notarization would require a branding iron.

Obviously they meant it like some TLC! (The Learning Channel)

This comment is too sexy for this thread

A friend of mine met her first polydactyl cat as he jumped up on the couch next to her. He saw a pair of nail clippers and calmly reached over and picked it up and sniffed them and put them back down. My friend screamed and ran away. I always joked that his little dead gifts on the doorstep had been strangled to death.

That photo always makes me think he is concentrating really hard on breathing through his nose.

Never noticed how much his laugh sounds like Krusty the Clown. Took me right to that Treehouse of Horror talking doll.

I love reading your stuff Michael. Thanks for making Clapback a weekly thing. But one thing. You maybe should not use the word ‘moist’... ever .. if possible.

I’m guessing they call it a ca-Bruce.

I sense a Mark Wahlberg movie in the making.

Eleanor, I have never done this and would usually never have the gall to give critique to a writer, but the second sentence in the second paragraph has me cross-eyed. I think it is ‘about between’ throwing me off. The end of the sentence almost seems like a separate thought. Forgive me if I’m being an idiot.

New rule Clayton. No watching Werner Herzog documentaries in October!

But don’t let your huevos get in the way.

Loose is what your cousin is. Lose is what you did in 1865.

There it is!

So did he not use the actual old saying “inmates run the asylum” because he didn’t want to bring CTE into the conversation?

Gosh I bet he feels like a heel.

Should somebody tell Eric that he is proof that his dad never wears a condom?

So how far away from the pickle does the taint go?