This thread is rated EEE. Not for everyone.

Then how did you know what size she wears? Oh.. wait.. I gotcha.

Obviously she was into one-eyed monsters.

I need a soccer baby pk-ing an apple with this guy in goal. Then wrap it with a “Damn Daniel!”

Two great rockets there.

He should have known in was a Su-no-no.

I thought the exact same thing. +1

Not sure the word ‘keeper’ is in the Trump family’s vocabulary.

Totally off topic but ‘Jazz Johnson’ sounds like a cool bedroom trick.

+1 but I think he meant Constance Fry there next to him.

I’m guessing he “learned” something about respiration and now thinks of carbon dioxide as anti-oxygen.

Abolitionists huh. I’d be willing to bet Kyler Kriegel’s middle name is Kameron.

I think “He sniffed a mule’s ass.” would have been the correct answer.

Yeah. It’s time to move.

Please tell me somebody asked him if after they saw the movie his wife accidentally called him Bob in bed!

I think Argentinians are known for having a cow.

His Terracotta Thompson impression.

It won’t last. There are probably two chipmunks, two mice and a housefly out to foil his fat cat plans as we speak.

Only the penitent shall pass.

My mother had an ‘86 New Yorker, and yes that is where I learned the word. That car also had some of the nicest leather seats I can remember in a vehicle.