That’s because you live in a world with actual people.

Lies.

She and Doug are each other’s beards.

This is the best damn thing ever. We should pool our money and buy ad space during her show and just have this play everyday.

Never forget:

MegynBot 3000 is just so hilariously bad at small talk, it’s kind of painful. I see her ability to speak off the cuff or from the heart wasn’t uploaded yet.

Bobby deserves some props for capturing the perfect chyron to go with Ms. Kelly.

“What was going through your head when you were stabbing them? Did you think back to having rickets as a child, and just go ‘God is great?”

Watch whiteness work

“It just reminds you what life is, right? These great joys, and these troubles, and that’s, that’s what this thing is. It’s rich in all of it.”

OJ has a penchant for statuesque blondes. Just sayin’ Megyn.

She’s totally gonna interview OJ, by the way. I mean, I dunno if he’s game, but he’s a narcissist, so probably.

“This franchise made her and let’s be frank, it’s all she is really known for.”

I loved it when I was 16. Looking back, however...

I’ve seen the first one a few times, it’s alright for a Saturday afternoon when there’s nothing else on TV.

Mannequin 2 exists, just with a different cast. And it is unwatchable.

Also, even nerds!

“Filed to: Lawrence of my Labia”

On one hand — thanks, Kim!