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Cylontater: Bowling Green Survivor
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“Knock next time! KNOCK!”

In other batshit Trump news, he is deleting all of his tweets that endorsed Luther Strange because he lost to Roy Moore.

When Trump announced the ban, he said he’d made the decision “in consultation with my Generals,” an assertion which now begs the question: And which generals might those be?

I am still waiting for my Secret Bangs.

“Seacrest, bless his heart, is no Andy Cohen”

I can’t wait for the next generation to start getting into shenanigans together. I’m here for Keeping up with North & Penelope!

They’re definitely going for the Gelfling look from The Dark Crystal.

Could the Olsen twins have been far ahead of us in their quest for mastery of a Baba Yaga aesthetic?

Oh god don’t remind me...

He’ll also be subject to three years of supervised release and having his name entered in the sex offender registry. Though that last step may be a bit redundant since his name is pretty much synonymous with “sex offender” now.

They seem to have washed their hands of show business altogether. I don’t know why they get snark for living their lives how they want.

Can someone more savvy that I please photoshop Megyn’s face on this?

21 months just isn’t enough for a sex offender

Hottest of takes: Fuck that guy.

Five days minimum. Not sure if I’ll be able to keep going much longer after that.

Can someone more savvy that I please photoshop Megyn’s face on this?

YES!!!!

Right?

I swear Nicole, Sofia’s older sister, is really Hollywood friends with Kim and Kris Jenner and so it sorta seems fucked up that Sofia is dating Kim’s sisters’ ex-husband. Complicated!!!!

There is no angle that could make me think that Scott Dicksick dating a 19 year old who hangs with his teenage ex-step-sisters is anything less that fucking sick and disgusting.