Wish I knew that before I moved into in (well, I live in an HOA, but samething)

I say get close, and try to kick him as hard as your can in the shin. He can’t run with a broken leg.

I’ve never heard of Mr. Boston before, but it sounds just awful.

Fuck UMass

Pretty sure you can knock about 1 minute 10 seconds off that video.

Curious, but when you say you used Access, did you use it as an end-user, or did you do some development work in it?

No MS Access?

Exactly. Sports aren’t meant to have people go at each others throats. A little friendly competition definitely makes things a lot of fun - especially when going to a game.

Sounds like a dick. I think dating someone who likes a different sports team can be fun at times, as long as both people don’t go crazy with. (I don’t think liking a different team is worth getting into a fight/argument with someone)

Safe assumption he didn’t get your number?

So he kept asking if you ever parked your car in Harvard yard?

I know that completely. I’m just having a problem trying to figure out the “havahd”

ever pahk my cah in havahd yahd.

Maybe that’s why I’m single?

Never in a million years would I think to bring a girl a piece of fruit on a date.

The interns surely don’t.

This is Gawker. Do you expect professional writers?

I was also there! It was amazing? Where were your seats (or did you have standing room like me?)

I’ll reserve my judgement on him to see if he’s willing to destroy peoples’ weekend.

Interesting. I worked in a snack bar/grill at a community pool one summer and noone also wore gloves. In fact, I will never eat cooked food from a snack bar like that again. (my training was “there’s the sink, wash your hands every once in a while”)