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But can I throw bottles at hikers and wildlife like in Downhill Domination?

On Facebook, select the News Feed icon, then select Edit Preferences. You’ll see Facebook’s Preferences page, where you can prioritize or hide updates from pages and friends. Select the “Prioritize who to see first” option, then select the pages and friends you most want to see.

Yeah. There was this girl I had a secret crush on for years. One day she showed up and wanted to hook up. So we were hooking up for awhile. Then she wanted to be a little more public and her friends immediately shot that down saying that successful couples always have to be within a couple points of attractiveness to

Ah yes, the inevitable Kotaku comment projecting their own insecurities onto a stranger because that person dared to say that they think they are attractive. Same as on every other Dr. Nerdlove post.

I worked professionally with legal immigrants for years, so let me assure you that I know what I’m talking about when I say this: these people work harder than you.

Not it doesn’t deserve a call-out. It’s a false alarm. Here is the pin on E-Bay:

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Easy one: Another World (aka Out of this World)

The skin/coating at Popeye’s is good, but the chicken inside the coating is not. Like KFC and other fried chicken chains, the quality of the chicken, itself, seems to be the last thing on anyone’s mind at corporate HQ. They know fried chicken is generally judged by the outside, so cut costs by buying crappy-tasting

I knew I recognized his slappable face.

“Don’t care if it’s shit. Just care that it’s happening.”

If you were designing a robot why would you make her eyes huge, and if you where designing a robot to look like an anime person why wouldn’t you go in 100%.

I learned three things from this NY Post article.

1) Lots of people like free dinner and drinks at upscale restaurants.
2) Dan Rochkind’s qualifications for who he’ll buy dinner and drinks for is “traditionally attractive 20-something year old women”
3) Despite going on “up to 3(!) dates a week”, Dan Rochkind still

Hoo boy. He calls himself Dr. because he has PhD(s?) in Greek, Latin, and philosophy. I have a PhD in Classics and art history. If I EVER referred to myself as Dr., I would be laughed the fuck out of my profession. Fuck this smug piece of shit. I bet he has a micropenis.

Also, judging from that photo him and the “not tall enough to be a runway model” (5'2") woman he’s engaged to, the balding dork, who thinks he’s god’s gift to women, is maybe 5'8". Can we say delusions of grandeur?

Only balding men use that term, otherwise there would be no reason to bring it up.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity