So... it's a swamp cooler.

This is embarrassing, but I'll start:

Smirnoff Ice served in a sippy cup.

If you are ever in the market for another gaming PC, I'd highly recommend Sager/Clevo laptops bought from a boutique PC site like XoticPC, gentechPC, etc. They are the same laptops Origin use (well, at least they were a year ago, they might have changed), but Origin sells them at a higher price with the branding.

stationary stationery?

I didn't know desk tools were considered stationery.

When monetary amounts have that many zeros, my brain stops computing them.

I my own personal self worked on the poop transmitter project back in the day. They were vibration sensors triggered by trucks or even marching soldiers. The plastic poop-like case was tailored to the region where it would be used, to mimic the feces of animals common in that area.

I am sure it is Earth Abides you are thinking of. The end skips many years later when the main protagonist is in his deep twilight years.

But I think that still proves his point. These dogs are being bred for human purposes but at the cost of the dogs health and functionality.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Technically, many or all of the resultant characters can be represented using Extended ASCII. But ain't nobody got time to look through that shit + this video.

I see it as a modern version of this...

I gauss so.

I don't know how to field that question.

Or for fifteen bucks you could buy an oil mister that works just as well and lets you apply it to oddly shaped things like vegetables. Plus you don't have to worry about cleaning it like you would have to with this every time you used it.

I can't wait for the next video where it's black and white, and you see hands struggling to remove the film in tiny pieces while a voice-over says "has this ever happened to you". Then they go on to promote the 3M Paint Defender Removal Spray that dissolves the film so you can wash it off with soap and water.

Things with faces, Reactor Edition

The way things are right now, you'd probably be arrested for theft.