It's Too Damn Hot Thread

As described in the Flock of Seagulls hit 'I Pon (So Farr Away)'.

For non-fans, I'll just quickly explain that the "Vulcan conflict" here is the choice between living long or prospering. Vulcan palliative care is notoriously expensive.

"Welcome to the AV Club's weekly Game of Thrones Incest Over-Under, brought to you by Trump Hotels International."

Look, Game of Thrones needs its sadistic, perverted, torturing villains. How else is HBO going to sell lunchboxes and action figures?

"Wait, who were we talking about? Well, regardless."

Les Half-Siblings Dangereux.

SPOILERS: Sansa and Jon eventually put aside their differences after a touching shared flashback to a family vacation in which Ned Stark threatens to turn the carriage around if they don't stop squabbling.

[Trump's 2020 team hurriedly start coming up with alternative campaign slogans.]

Are we in the sinful fleshpots of Sodom and Gomorrah? Because I think I just heard a sick burn.

Let me back up a little. You like helping mommy and daddy around the house even when they don't pay you for it, right?

Weepin' Steve Morrissey and His Moodster Hep Cats.

Well, once upon a time there was an evil, jealous man named Abraham Lincoln…

The Batman Who Knew Too Much
The Parents Vanish
Dial B For Batphone

I'm suing Pixar for Cars 2. You see, one day back in 1996, I took a giant shit.

Admittedly I only skimmed the article, but if there's somewhere I can donate money to cruelly and systematically wipe out Ted Cruz, please give a link.

[Swoons] So disruptive!

Now's the time to launch my rival transport app. Are you sick of waiting for subway trains? Wish there was an app that could call them up on demand? Introducing: Unter.

According to Wikipedia:

I think there's a mistake here - this has clearly been overdubbed by Michael Cera.