I counter your jurassic Goldblum with the Brundlefly!

I thought it would be a shame if you failed the Turing test for a few small mistakes.

Where they will train creepers to attack the minecraft London, of course.

This was my first one.

That punctuation right so yeah I gotta help my uncle jack off a horse now

Look, you do know that the guy came in via Belgium? It wasn't a situation where he flew in directly from Liberia. Part of the problem with just quarantining countries is that pretty much everybody would have to agree to it *and* have the clout to make it stick.

The second coming will not be a secret but it will be unexpected.

Rayford Steele, because Marlboro Granite wasn't macho enough.

"Raising Arizona" would like to have a word with you

A small, efficient, lightweight, tossable, RWD rev-happy commuter. It's perfect. And that's why we'll never get it.

Clearly you are not. After all, alcohol makes me The Most Interesting Man in the World. There can't be two of us.

youre not interesting in the first place, you dont have that guys cool dog

Well if governments are going to use robots for authoritarian reasons I hope they only use them for stupid things.

As a Mormon I can say that most religions would receive fairly warm ratings from me. One exception being Evangelical Christians, since they are the source of the majority of anti-Mormon rhetoric out there. It's pretty funny to recognize that, as believers, we all believe in some pretty crazy things. That's faith. …

"Temperatures" given by Athiests are there, but we're missing the opinions buddhists, hidus and mormons for some reason.

Murdock and friends are back.

If we don't get to call them "Islamic," then I'm certainly not on board with calling them barbaric — there is no need to disparage the good names of the ancient Germanic and Berber peoples.

I think it's cause the drugs want me to look pretty.

My theory has always been "because you see more stuff"