"I'd really like to get some definitions/categorization of what are considered zombies."

this is fucked up

I apologize for the lack of white and gold llama content in this post.

*grafts llama head onto dead human body, selects dress*

What did we do to deserve this?

Yeah, think of all the other important, consequential stories we could have been posting at 10pm on a Thursday.

I KEPT WAITING FOR THIS MAGIC COLOR CHANGE TO HAPPEN

No, it's clearly white and gold.

Am I the only one who notices the white and gold people just say it's white and gold while the blue and black people have tons of (contradictory) explanations for why it's black and blue and suggestions for how you can see it back and blue too? They sound like Jehovah's Witnesses.

I don't understand that lady with the white makeup and I don't understand that fucking dress on Gawker and BoyHeathen and I were watching BrainGames on Netflix and I swear to GOB I just don't understand anything anymore :/

I bet Peter Capaldi could make a fortune by just setting up a speaking tour where he Malcolm Tuckers people. I'd pay.

I'm so happy to hear some of those nice names! Especially Natalie Dorner, Andrew Scorr, and Peter Capaldi. (If I met Capaldi, I'm not sure I'd be able to resist asking him to call me a "cunt" or say "fuckity-bye" to me.) But seriously, it's so nice to hear famous people you like/respect are actually nice people.

Thank you for confirming that Colin Firth is amazing in real life. He's on my list of "if they say or do something horrible, I'm going to have to either ignore it completely or be sad for the rest of my life."

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

Let's just hope he never makes an ineloquent off the cuff remark in the context of his support for equality or we'll have no choice but to discount everything good he's ever said or done.

Team Meteor Strike.

I JUST SAID THE JODIE THING

WESTIE!!!!!!!! Westies are the BESTIES!!! This one says yours can have the cheese if he can have the peanut butter.

lol he has no idea he's competing or anything he's legit just like WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm wondering if I should start training my puppy. She runs like the wind and jumps higher than a rabbit. Maybe she has a future in dog shows?