so you're the sweet little lady, the country is the house, and Katie Perry is a poltergeist?

Just out of curiosity, were there 2 dancing sharks?

Truly you have stared into the abyss & let it stare back into you.

Just another day in America. Nothing to see here, folks.

Wow, things seem really fucked up when you put it that way.

So basically the film clip for clap your hands?

Pope Sidious.

I thought Goblins.

You bet! And they're going to the Grammys together!

I still can't look at Ratzingers face without thinking " that man has raccoon eyes". I was 16 when he became pope in '05. You'd think I'd have grown up & moved on but nope...Raccoon Eye Ratzinger, he will always be.

... and then focus on his music.

He doesn't defend child rapists nearly as enthusiastically as the last guy!

Being Better than the last guy doesn't always mean you are good.

So how many people are going to be surprised that the Pope is still the Pope?

Newsflash: Pope is Catholic

I don't think that's how this works. The judge can only consider the charges before him. He can't just decide the defendant is guilty of something else.

I know the judge in this case and he hates that he had to make this decision. But it is consistent with the laws on the books right now - which were enacted before cellphones with cameras existed. However, my understanding is that there is a bill being introduced this legislative session to fix this issue so the…

Is there some contest going on that I'm unaware of? Who can be the biggest shit in the history of shits, or something?