I have seen the abyss, and it is Katy Perry-shaped.

I'm here to disabuse you all of any notion that the world is anything other than a Nietzschean hole of chaos and despair.

So, Iggy Azalea is getting doxed by pizza delivery dudes. Madonna is acting more and more like a confused ex-brothel keeper. El Presidente has to go on live tv to remind men not to beat the shit out of women.

That's because Annie Lennox is the biz, and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly of sub-normal intelligence.

omg, Madonna, SHTAP IT! Seriously....is there not a caretaker or something in charge of this situation? Sooner or later she's going to be found wandering along the median strip of some highway dressed in a ratty nightgown and missing her uppers.

Precisely. Although, interestingly enough, I thought I was pulling that imagery out of the ether. Turns out Sia is rather more deeply embedded in my subconscious than I was aware of.

PANZER POPE!

That delivery dude didn't really want that job, anyway. He's just going to take this time to really get to know himself....take a road trip with his boys...maybe volunteer with Habitat for Humanity.....

This shit cannot be said enough:

I feel like the empowered feminist thing to say is "Rock on wit your menopausal bad self and begone with the haters!"

Sia could wear a burqa made out of orange 1970's shag carpeting and old placentas and she would STILL be cooler than 99.9% of humans on the planet. #truth

Sociopathic sociopath does something sociopathic.

Less white....but more Ginger.

Is that....*gasp*...a pink Motorola Razr phone in her hand???