Twice removed judge who defends the confederacy has some nerve to lecture us on patriotism.

I hate this guy so fucking much. I was in high school when he was fighting for the precious Ten Commandments thing, and every single male teacher (sorry, “Coach”) I had just loved this guy. He was constantly lauded as a role model for “standing up for his principles”, while I was given detention for expressing raw,…

He was removed from the bench for refusing the rule of law. Stop calling him ‘Judge’ Roy Moore.

Counterpoint: Popeyes kicks KFC’s ass.

These assholes love to talk about how violent Chicago is.... but they always fail mention, compared to other cities, per capita, Chicago is the 28th most violent city in the country.

Also, define “fabricate.” For my conservative relatives and friends, “fake news” means “Tillerson calling Trump a moron shouldn’t be a 24/7 news story,” not, “it didn’t happen.”

You had a stale one.

This “proof” is the same as the Comey “tapes” I assume...

He probably giggles every time he sees the word “Niger”

I think this is as an appropriate time as any to point out that both active military and veterans voted for Donny pretty overwhelmingly. Who could have thought that he would make their moms cry? What a shocker.

In President Tangerine Serial Shit Show’s defense, what would he know about sacrifice?

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

“but Spencer has since threatened to sue over free speech rights”

Dear Florida-
All the weirdo shit that happens in you on a daily basis, and THIS is what rates a state of emergency? Puh-leaze.

I’m pretty shocked by this. Every time I think I can get a handle on how people behave at football games something like this comes along and just makes me second guess humanity. I’m just at an absolute loss.

We didn’t lose this election because of Trump voters. We lost this election because of liberals who spent an unbelievable amount of time and energy convincing other liberals not to vote or to vote 3rd party. But you can’t blame them. Sure, we have a spiteful toddler running the country and untold numbers of people are…

Hey all y’all who didn’t vote, here are the consequences of elections. Neil Gorsuch, implosion of one-sixth of the economy, pre-emptive war, indifference from DoJ to anyone not in power, and tax cuts for rich people are on the menu because of your inaction.

The ex-VW owner probably comes out ahead in the long-run.

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.