HAhahahahaha...yeah, OK: if this is the semantic hill you’re determined to die on, then—sure.

Did he mention he’s an Ashkanazi Jew?

Doctors invariably recommend both—not just drugs. Conventional doctors, not “alternative” ones.

...and dying at age 40, or (up to half of everyone born) dying in childhood from preventable diseases.

It’s what MY doctor did. Recommended diet and exercise changes, gave me practical guidelines and everything.

Allow me, then, pedantically—and with infinite patience—to enlist your eyeballs to support my assertion with actual evidence.

You, uh...clearly didn’t read my comment.

Re: alleged “Nuri”:

Folks, folks...don’t feed him. Without food, he’ll starve. :-)

Nah.

It’s the form of hunting at which I am the most skilled. Approve.

Settle down, you two.

Pull your f*cking feet into the kayak, you goddamned nitwit.

Great look. Disappointing trigger discipline.

That column was admittedly awesome. Though reading it made me nauseous, literally. (Srsly, I’m still trying to keep my lunch down.)