I know, right? This is, like, the best thread I’ve seen here in Kinja-land for I don’t know how long. :-)

I have lots of string!

Actually, some of us with more than one firearm voted for Obama.

Cats doing drugs. What next? SMH

James Cameron would have better trigger discipline than that—c’mon, people.

White faux liberals desperately want to create a world in which racial virtue is easy and requires no sacrifice or real challenge. In a world where slavery still exists, there are no sticky arguments about All vs. Black Lives Matter to make white folks feel guilty. Milquetoast racial progressivism is magnified to…

“She’s quite a curious LUHVAH...”

Ah no...unlike these others upthread, I’m NOT here to play with you or feed you, troll. :-) We’re done here.

Your logical fallacy, Catoonivore, is [drum roll, please...]:

There, there. We didn’t mean to alarm you with pesky empirical data from economic trend lines!

EXACTLY! That’s the upside, and why I started using it to begin with. LOTS of my friends are driving for them—even some with 9-to-5s.

Not for the first time, last night’s Real Housewives of Orange County displayed a woman on the verge of (to risk sounding like Heather Dubrow Pedro Almodóvar) a nervous breakdown.

That we are currently presiding over—heck, actively PARTICIPATING IN—our own economic extinction/obsolescence is an irony that hits me every time the drug store chain guy waves me towards the robo-checkout. (“But I have coupons! And booze!” “OK, fine, go to the one human-equipped register...”)

I’ve often taken comfort (OK, rationalized my own participation in the f*cking over of America via the “sharing” economy) by telling myself that by only using Lyft—never Uber—I’m at least supporting the lesser of two evils.

U DONT UNNERSTAND THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE/WERE “VERY ANGRY” W/COASTAL ELITES LIKE YOU SO THEY SHOWED YOU. BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY, YOU GIVE A HUCKSTER THE POWER TO TEAR DOWN A CENTURIES’ OLD EXPERIMENT IN DEMOCRACY AND SELF-GOVERNMENT, OUT OF SPITE. BECAUSE THAT WILL SHOW COASTAL ELITES LIEK…

The nutty thing is, “bear baiting” used to mean something...rather different:

Bait, which includes junk food, lures the black bears in, making them easier to capture. perforate from an unsporting distance with a Remington Model 700, then brag to your friends about how you “stalked and killed a ferocious bear.”

Also, Nazis!

My fellow Eldrich Being of Mind-Shattering Horror is absolutely correct.